elaphants are the only animals that can't jump!
(?a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minuts!!! (u sure do wish that...don't u
humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure!!
it is impossible to sneeze with ur eyes open!
starfish have no brain!
thomas edison (invented the light-ball) was afraid of the dark!
in ancient england, people could not have sex without consent from the king. when people wanted to have a child they had to solicit a premission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on the door when they have sex
the plaque read "...fornication under consent of the king"...(really!!)..o
f.u.c.k- this is the origin of the word.
o.k- 0 (zero) killed
it came from during historic civil wars...
it ment that everything is o.k and no one was killed
מה אתם אומרים?!?!?!!?!?
נכון מגניב!!!