It's not because I'm too lazy to write my own (although I am known for my lazy ways), but I absolutely love this poem, so I decided to put it here instead of an original Valentine's post.
So, happy Valentine's Day guys, and especially to the love of my life, my Mrs.
My Love Wants to Park / Eloise Klein Healy
My love wants to park
in front of your house.
Thank God.
It's been driving me crazy
going around and around the block.
It's started breaking laws,
obsessively rolls through boulevard stops,
changes lanes without looking back.
It's taken over the transmission,
goes into second whan I try to drive by
and rolls down it's own windows.
I had to pull the horn wires
after it learned to "a-uugah"
at the sight of your address.
So just come out here please.
Please, just look under the hood
and kick the tires.
Try to stay away from the backseat.