Our story begins in fair Bat-Yam, where there were two gangs, both alike in ugliness , that had a long and old fight. The first, those who are from the east- or ‘Arsim’, if you will- and the other, from down below, known by their black wears. 

One day, the freakish bunch was praying to their mighty god.

Random freak: “Oh, you devil from hell, please except our honest gift!”

*A sound of a screaming cat**everybody claps their hands*

Meanwhile, the other gang was planning to break into an empty house, so they could smoke in peace.

Nadav: “I’m going to לפרוץ this house, so I could smoke in peace.”

*the Arsim put black cloths*

*Nadav and Shula see eachother*

Nadav: “tell me, בובה, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

Shula: “when they kicked me out of hell, it hurt a bit.”

N: “are you באה לכאן a lot?”

S: “when I’m really bored.”

N: “give me a kiss.”

S: “nah.”

N: “in your mother, give me a kiss!”

S: “yeah, OK.”

*random freak calls S to continue the ceremony* 

On the next day, N finds out that he and S are in the same school, and that he hits her best friend regularly. He sits at the back of the class and watches her

כאן זה נקטע ואין לי שמץ של זכרון איך זה ממשיך. זוכרת רק את

"You shall not pass!" *bonk*

נדב ויערה [שבטח כבר מזמן לא קוראת פה, אם בכלל] מוזמנים להוסיף זכרונות. אם יש.