Based on a real story, combined with an orginal cast.
Kastravets: Remember when you asked me to spy on Faworky?
Lokum: Yes, anything new?
Kastravets: Brand new news, actually for me it's old, but for you...
Lokum: How much you for it?
Kastravets: I just wanna see your face when you hear it...
Lokum: Speak Romanian!
Kastravets: Choose your next words carfully, Turk, they might be your last.
Lokum: So speak... please...
Kastravets: It's Faworky she's-
Lokum: Don't tell me! She's got someone, the Indo.
Kastravets: No. not the Indo. She has never been-
Lokum: It was a lie?
Kastrvaets: Hmm... Yeah
Lokum: You lied to me?
Kastravets: I've never said that, it was a lie that someone else has told you.
Lokum: So who is it? Who is he?
Kastravets: I was not talking about a-HE.
Lokum: What are you saying Romanian?... No! Faworky is lesbian.
Kastravets: You said that...
Lokum: But how-how do you know? How can you be so sure?
Kastravets: I guessed that after asking her to date...
Lokum: You asked her to date? I'll kill you!
Kastravets: No man Romanian or Turk no man threatens a spy!
Lokum: You bring the ill-news and lies of Indo boys to my door's steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my love with homosexuallity and dating! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Romanian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Kastrvets:This is blasphemy! This is retardation !
Lokum: Retardation ? THIS IS TURKY!