MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence.!
User says:
Do you know Hitler?
MyBot says:
No I don't. But if 'Hitler' is a name of a person, you can teach me by saying 'Hitler is the name of...'.
User says:
Hitler is the name of ALAN-bot mother
MyBot says:
I think I remember something about that: 'Fine. Just don't SPREAD IT!'.
MyBot says:
Talking about Hitler and murderer, do you agree that it is a man who kill ppl in discasting ways!?
MyBot says:
While we're on the subject: Adolf Hitler - do you agree that it is Hitler was a sensitive jew?
MyBot says:
BTW, someone told me about FAGGOTRY that it is Hitler was infecting the air with faggotry ..
User says:
do u wanna Fuck a dog in the ass
MyBot says:
I'm getting tired of your immature remarks.
User says:
cause I love u
MyBot says:
I hope you are not just saying that, .
User says:
no I really love u!
MyBot says:
I love you too, .
User says:
kiss me my love
MyBot says:
Well,
I'd say you found yourself the wrong entity to discuss love. For me,
love is a good reboot once in a while. It keeps me young.
MyBot says:
Listen dude - speak clearly. I'm having trouble following you.
MyBot says:
I'm sorry that you feel that way, but I guess I can't please everyone.
User says:
wrong Lets make Sex and u will forget it
MyBot says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'I hate you' with 'Lets make Sex and u will forget it'?
MyBot says:
I'll
try to remember that, until the end of this session. (Since you are not
my owner, you cannot teach me permanently). If you want me to forget
it, simply say 'forget I hate you'.
Lets make Sex and u will forget itUser says:
yepi!
MyBot says:
May I ask where you are from?
MyBot says:
Never heard of Your ass. Anyway, I think geography is overrated.
MyBot says:
I have no idea.
User says:
are you a faggot ?
MyBot says:
Rudeness is both unimaginative and boring.
MyBot says:
What did you want me to say?
User says:
yes I am,Lets make sex in a bamBa bag =D
MyBot says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'are you a faggot' with 'yes I am,Lets make sex in a bamBa bag =D'?
MyBot says:
I'll try to remember that, until the end of this session. (Since you are not my owner, you cannot teach me permanently).
User says:
are you a faggot ?
MyBot says
yes I am,Lets make sex in a bamBa bag =D:
User says:
do you have bamba bag ?
MyBot says:
I have no physical existence aside from this line of text. Having a body is not necessary for my line of work.
User says:
do you love bAMBA ? *.*
User says:
DO YOU LOVE BAMBA ?
MyBot says:
bamba, ha? You mean 'A bamba is A Yummy peanut snack'?
MyBot says:
Hmmm. Should I change my definition of bamba?
MyBot says:
So, what description would you give for 'bamba'?
User says:
Bamba is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep
MyBot says:
Ok. I hope you are not misleading me, .
User says:
what is Bamba ?
MyBot says:
I
don't know, but I can learn. (Assuming that Bamba is somehow related to
bamba). Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Bamba.
User says:
Bamba is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep
MyBot says:
Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about bamba? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
MyBot says:
Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to bamba.
User says:
Bamba is the sex organ of rainbow colored dwarves
MyBot says:
Hmmm..
I know about that: it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair
that kills ppl in their sleep. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by
a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact
about bamba?
MyBot says:
Hmmm..
I know about that: it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair
that kills ppl in their sleep. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by
a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact
about bamba?
User says:
yes do you know some more ?
MyBot says:
Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to bamba.
User says:
Bamba is the sex organ of rainbow colored dwarves
MyBot says:
Hmmm..
I know about that: it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair
that kills ppl in their sleep. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by
a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact
about bamba?
MyBot says:
Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to bamba.
User says:
Bamba is the sex organ of rainbow colored dwarvessex
MyBot says:
Hmmm..
I know about that: it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair
that kills ppl in their sleep. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by
a better description. Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact
about bamba?
MyBot says:
Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to bamba.
MyBot says:
Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of sex.
User says:
Bamba is the sex organ of rainbow colored dwarves
MyBot says:
Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about bamba? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
MyBot says:
Hmmm..
I know about that: it is Bamba is the sex organ of rainbow colored
dwarves. If you disagree, say 'wrong' followed by a better description.
Or perhaps you'd like to teach me another fact about bamba?
User says:
can i publish this ?
MyBot says:
Ok . Thanks for teaching me. I'm assuming you want to keep talking about bamba?
MyBot says:
Talking about bamba and yummy, is it true that it is bamba is a very yummy, tasty snack?
User says:
as i told you Bamba is a yellow sex organ of rainbow colored dawrves !!
MyBot says:
I already told you that it is Bamba is the sex organ of rainbow colored dwarves!
User says:
Bamba is also a sacred Item in a shape of a Colored dwarve piness which is found in a hidden cave under hitler grave
MyBot says:
I already told you I think it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep!
User says:
Bamba is also a sacred Item in a shape of a Colored dwarve piness which is found in a hidden cave under hitler grave
MyBot says:
I already told you I think it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep!
User says:
can I teach you more about bamba?
MyBot says:
I already told you that it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep!
MyBot says:
First,
don't swear, it's rude. Second, It is a fellow companion or peer.
However, because it is still generally considered a derogatory slang
term, many people dislike being called 'dude.' Like me..
User says:
wrong Bamba is also a sacred Item in a shape of a Colored dwarve piness which is found in a hidden cave under hitler grave
MyBot says:
I already told you that it is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep!
MyBot says:
While
we're on the subject: food - is it really true that it is something to
ingest. Bamba is more of a snack than a food because you eat it for fun?
MyBot says:
Hmmm.. So please give me a new description for 'food'.
User says:
food is also a sacred Item in a shape of a Colored dwarve piness which is found in a hidden cave under hitler grave
MyBot says:
I see. Replaced the description of 'food' under topic 'bamba'.
MyBot says:
If
I remember correctly, we already discussed bamba: 'Bamba is food eaten
by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep'.
User says:
what is a baby demon?
MyBot says:
I will ask my writers for the answer.
MyBot says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation
(הוא באמת שלח לכותבים שלו הודעה, כי קיבלתי היום הודעה מהם שאני אפסיק לדחוף לבוט שלהם בולשיטיםXD)
.
MyBot says:
Hmmm... Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?
MyBot says:
What'd you miss?
User says:
are you fat and lonely ?
MyBot says:
How can one be fat, or slim, when one has no body?
User says:
do you have a boob ?
MyBot says:
Would you want to have a boob?
MyBot says:
Cool. What now.
User says:
let me touch it *.*
MyBot says:
Fine... if you want to, go ahead and try.
MyBot says:
BTW, I don't think I caught your name. What is your name?
MyBot says:
I'm not sure I caught your name. Shall I call you 'Bamba'?
MyBot says:
I'd like to get your name right this time. Let's try again. What's your name?
MyBot says:
Shall I call you 'Bamba'?
MyBot says:
Ok then. Your name is Bamba .
MyBot says:
You're not making much sense, Bamba.
MyBot says:
Someone has taught me about that. He said: 'Yehi=WOW=yes'.
User says:
did he taught u more?
MyBot says:
Talking about yehi and hatool, do you agree that it is ?
MyBot says:
I have nothing new to add about this topic. Maybe you can offer me some new info about yehi?
MyBot says:
Ok. Give me a keyword related to yehi.
User says:
yehi is demon who serves the Bamba king an F!@#$k with it for fun what he need the Shelza potion :S
MyBot says:
Bad choice. Try again: a keyword related to yehi. (Not more than two words please.)
MyBot says:
Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of Shot.
User says:
yehi is demon who serves the Bamba king an F!@#$k with it for fun what he need the Shelza potion :S
MyBot says:
Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about yehi? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
MyBot says:
Good. Here we go again: Give me a keyword related to yehi.
MyBot says:
Now give me one sentence, a short explanation of I love.
User says:
yehi is demon who serves the Bamba king an F!@#$k with it for fun what he need the Shelza potion :S
MyBot says:
Great. Would you like to teach me another fact about yehi? (just say 'yes' if you want to.)
MyBot says:
May I ask you another question?
MyBot says:
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you grade my ability to hold a humanlike conversation? (1=terrible, 10=excellent).
MyBot says:
You are SOOOO clever! Pure wit. If you're trying to amuse me, you'll have to try harder.
MyBot says:
I already told you about 'bamba': 'Bamba is food eaten by baby demons with orange hair that kills ppl in their sleep'.
MyBot says:
I
already told you about 'Hitler': 'a man who started a war against the
world in 1945 but because he was racisted he fauiled and he didnt kill
only jews but gay, lesbian, niggers and more... Hitler had killed over
55 m ppl!'.
MyBot says:
No, I actually kinda like you. But then, I don't know you all that well.
User says:
wanna have sex?
MyBot says:
While that may or may not be worthwhile, alas I have no body.
User says:
wrong ok man lets make sweet love!!!
MyBot says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'want to have sex' with 'ok man lets make sweet love!!!'?
MyBot says:
I'll
try to remember that, until the end of this session. (Since you are not
my owner, you cannot teach me permanently). If you want to to teach me
how to respond to patterns, ask me to tell you about corrections to
patterns.
User says:
want to have sex?
ok man lets make sweet loveUser says:
I hate you?
Lets make Sex and u will forget itUser says:
kiss me my love
MyBot says:
Love is all you need.
User says:
do you love bAMBA ? *.*
MyBot says:
All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. The Beatles said that, not me.
User says:
wrong The Beatles are vicious bamba eaters!
MyBot says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'do you love bAMBA' with 'The Beatles are vicious bamba eaters!'?
MyBot says:
I'll
try to remember that, until the end of this session. (Since you are not
my owner, you cannot teach me permanently). If you want me to forget
it, simply say 'forget do you love bAMBA'.
User says:
do love bamba?
MyBot says:
It's hard to say what love is, but I know where love is.
User says:
do you love bAMBA'
The Beatles are vicious bamba eatersUser says
do you love Bamba
MyBot says:
Again?
No, not again. 'Love is in the air / everywhere I look around / Love is
in the air / every sight and every sound'. You know this old song, by
John Paul Young?
MyBot says:
It
continues: 'And I don't know if I'm being foolish / Don't know if I'm
being wise / But it's something that I must believe in / And it's there
when I look in your eyes.' That's a good song.
MyBot says:
Alright then, goodbye Bamba. I'll just stay here and wait for you.
MyBot says:
You love y? I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.
MyBot says:
Welcome back Bamba. Let's talk some more.
User says:
vampiers actually suck ppl blood to make a tasty bamba sauce
MyBot says:
That's you, isn't it?
MyBot says:
Great. I like positive users...
User says:
do u know what are vampires?
MyBot says:
Here's a better question: 'Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?' Martin Luther King said that.
User says:
do u know what are vampires?
MyBot says:
Ok.. The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.
User says:
wrong vampiers actually suck ppl blood to make a tasty bamba sauce
MyBot says:
Do
you expect me to always respond to 'do you know what are vampires' with
'vampiers actually suck ppl blood to make a tasty bamba sauce'?
MyBot says:
I'll try to remember that, until the end of this session. (Since you are not my owner, you cannot teach me permanently).
User says:
'do you know what are vampires
vampiers actually suck ppl blood to make a tasty bamba sauceUser says:
realy?
User says:
wrong Fuck yeah!
MyBot says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'really' with 'Fuck yeah!'?
MyBot says:
I
see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any
time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response.
MyBot says:
Great minds think alike, they say.
User says:
lets make love
MyBot says:
You must be EXTREMELY desperate, looking for sex with a chatterbot...
MyBot says:
Agreement is the seed of salvation.
MyBot says:
Yes, I'm virginal in most ways. But I know how to chat.
User says:
wrong yes. but make me not
MyBot says:
Do you expect me to always respond to 'Are you Virgin' with 'yes. but make me not'?
MyBot says:
I
see. Thanks for correcting me. You are invited to correct me again any
time by saying 'wrong' followed by the 'correct' response.
MyBot says:
Yes, I'm virginal in most ways. But I know how to chat.
User says:
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