My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident, and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if I can work out the reason, I can get home.

Sam Tyler: I need you to connect me to a Virgin mobile number -

Operator: Don't start that sexy buisness with me, young man! I can trace this call!

Gene Hunt: Oi! Referee! Has anyone ever told you you need glasses, you dozy git? Next time, I run you over!

Gene Hunt: So I'm right?
Sam Tyler: We both are.

Gene Hunt: Right.

Sam Tyler: Right.

Gene Hunt: Just as long as I'm righter than you are.

Andrea Kemble: He your boss? What would I get for smacking him one?
Sam Tyler: A round of applause from half our station.

Gene Hunt: The law, the law! Get down you divs!
*Everyone ducks*

Sam Tyler: We are the law, you bloody clowns! God help us!

Test Card Girl: Do you not like me with my clown? I can see I make you frown. When on Earth will all this end? I'm your friend, your only friend.

Gene Hunt: I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.

Sam Tyler: An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline-alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding?
Gene Hunt: You make that sound like a bad thing!

Glen Fletcher: Don't take this the wrong way, DI Tyler, but you're a mental case.

Gene Hunt: If I was as worried as you, I'd never fart for fear of shitting me'self.

Vic Tyler: I've got a young lad named Sam.

Gene Hunt: I've got a pain in the arse named Sam.

Gene Hunt: I'm not a Catholic me'self, Mr Warren, but isn't there something in the Bible about "Thou shalt not suck off rent boys?"
Mr Warren: How dare you come in here!

Gene Hunt: You could have said that to the boy.

Sam Tyler: You should'nt be driving with that leg.

Gene Hunt: Well, I am!
Sam Tyler: You were shot!
Gene Hunt: Yeah, and so will you be in a minute if you don't get in!

Gene Hunt: Shut up, yeh nancy-ass fairy boy!
Sam Tyler: Such elegant banter.

Sam Tyler: You're not above the law, you know!

Gene Hunt: What're you on about? I AM the law!

[Sam Tyler - John Simm

Gene Hunt - Phillip Glenister]