שיזדיין פייסבוק, FML זה ה- דברD:
FML = fuck my life
אתר כזה שכולו סוגשל סטטוסים שאנשים כותבים כמה חרא החיים שלהם. אנג'וי, איי קנואו איי דו!
http://www.fmylife.com
אז תפסתי קצת השראה מחיי המלבבים והחלטתי לכתוב בעצמי על כמה שהחיים צריכים להזדיין, או משהו. זה בהחלט נשמע הרבה יותר טוב באנגלית.
meh.
Today a friend came over to my house and left at about 3:30 am. i was really tired so i went to sleep immediatly afterwards. my mom went all frantic and started looking for me, thinking i was gone to godknowswhere just because i slept on the other side of the bed and she couldn't see
my head on the pillow. FML
Today i met this really nice guy i haven't seen in a while. i was really proud of remembering his name since we don't know too much, so i went like "hey XXX!". i got the wrong name. FML
Today a sen10r friend of mine told me i shouldn't be allowed to use the sen10rs rule because i'm too short. FML
Today i had a horrible panic attack. i didn't know what to do so i went to my mom for some advice. she thought i was joking and couldn't stop laughing at my fake tears. they weren't even fake. FML
Today, during physics, i got bored and started fantasizing bout my crush. i was quite sure this was going to become a real thing and wrote a note about this to my friend. she wrote back that he's inlove with my best friend. FML
Today i was debating myself if i should dump my boyfriend. i decided not to. he dumped me. FML
Today i was sitting in front of the computer, dying of boredom, hoping for something to entertain me, when i saw a tiny little new notification on Facebook. it was an invitation for Restaurant City. FML
Today i went over to the orthodontist and got my braces off after 2 years of carrying them on me. i went back home smiling proudly to everyone but got weird looks. apparently i had a major white stain near my mouth. FML
Today i went on a date with a really cute guy i like. i've been wanting to ask him bout his ex girlfriend and what happenned between them. i did. she's not his exgirlfriend, they never went out, he thinks i'm a freak. FML
Today i was making out with my boyfriend and took my shirt off, wearing an undershirt underneath it. his mother knocked on the door so i wore it in a hurry. she gave me a strange look and left. the shirt was on its wrong side. FML
Today i was talking to some friends about fogo. i wanted to tell them i was once in a fogo with like 30 people, so i said i did it with 30 people. they couldn't stop lolling. FML
Today a group of Americans came to visit in our school as a part of an exchange program. one of them was really cute so i said it in Hebrew to my friends. he's not American, we go to the same school. FML
Today i wanted to go meet a friend i haven't seen in a while. it was really late so my mom wasn't happy bout that. we got into a huge fight but i got my permission. my friend canceled on me. FML
Today i got an instant message from a friend i'm working with on something. she reminded me to send her my part and i totally forgot to work on it. i decided to pretend i didn't see the message and send it the next day. apparently she has my phone number. FML
Today i talked to my ex BF online. he finished our conversation with a heart so i sent one back. he got the wrong conversation. FML
טוב די, אין לי כוח יותר |שפם|
מקווה שנהניתם לצחוק על חיי המלבבים^^
יצויין ש:
*שום דבר מזה (בערך) לא קרה היום, חלק מהדברים קרו לפני שנים
*לא הכל באמת קרה, וחלק מהדברים די מוקצנים
*סליחה שזה באנגלית, אבל "שיזדיינו החיים שלי" נשמע נוראי
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