Hell, I don’t know why I'm gonna speak in English now, but… fuck it!
Well you can see that I designed a new view for my blog, hope you like it :")
It toke about 20 min… because I had to design stupid the pictures…
The cat that wanted a baby cat
Ones about a time, there was a cat that wanted to have a baby - a MALE cat wanted a baby, that’s pretty odd because in the all world man only want sex, they don’t want a fucking baby, they want only sex, good old casual sex, so the male cat is an idiot, ok.
So we went out and started to fuck all the cats:
He so a female cat, got high, fucked here and… noting.
so we saw another female cat, got high, fucked here and….. damn nothing.
so a female cat, got high, fucked here, so a female cat, got high, fucked here,
so a female cat, got high, fucked here, so a female cat, got high, fucked here,
he got so fucking high that he fucked all the male cats to. stupid cat :\
So he got pissed of that there is still no fucking baby (well daa, you fucked all the male cats to, they can't have babies – stupid), he started smoke weed, drink, use drugs got rid of all his 9 life's. Then we started to look on him self, may be he have problem. He started to look, and look, and look, and there was it!@#!!@#!@#!!!!!@#!@#$@#! the damn cat don’t got BALLS! (damn stupid cat – but I still LOVE you)
LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU
LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU
ENDDDDDDD!!!!
If I have mistakes in here/were/her so… fuck it!!!
Well thank you bitches hoped u like the fucking lame story, see you in he next life!
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